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I’ve always been an avid gamer. I vividly remember LAN parties in high school and late night binging sessions on games like Fallout 3 and Skyrim. It was an escape for me, and boy was it fun. Several years ago, probably around 2010, my friends and I had a Skype group chat where we talked about games, life, and dank memes. Then, once Skype went down hill we moved to a mumble server for voice chat and facebook for text chat. Then last year, we all jumped on board the discord hype train.

Now that my life involves more “adulting”, I have less time to play video games. Don’t get me wrong, I still play them, but I just have less time. I’ve also found that more of my free time goes to side projects where I make silly software. I could say that these projects are an effort to improve and hone my skills as a developer, but I think it is just because I enjoy programming.

Needless to say, I was very excited to find out that discord had some wonderful APIs for creating bots. I immediately started to brainstorm ideas for a bot and landed on an idea that I thought would be very simple to implement. Thus, I created the Fairchild Image Factory bot, known on github as discord image bot.

When I first added it to our server, I quickly realized that I had to put rate limits on it. It was much too popular.

So, I thought I’d share it with the world.

How do I add it to my server?

Feel free to add it to your discord server.

What does the bot do?

The Fairchild Image Factory takes a command \show-me {query} and then randomly searches either or for an image matching the query, and posts it to the room. It is a simple concept but it can be very fun, probably because some of the results are either spot on or way off base.

As time went on, I added a few more features.

  • \knife-fight {@user} - simulate a knife-fight with a given user
  • \sentiment [{@query}] - perform sentiment analysis on the last post or a given string. It will tell if it was salty.
  • \show-me {query} - as described above
  • It might also reply “same” to random posts.

How does it work?

Well, as I said, it is just a simple script that searches some common image hosting sites. But, if you want details:

  • It is a PHP script
  • It uses the DiscordPHP library
  • Because the discord API is websocket based, a constant connection needs to be established between the bot and discord. This means that the script has to run as a daemon, which isn’t very common for PHP. To accomplish this, I used the pm2 process manager.
  • See the bot’s github repository for more details.

First posted on 22 January 2017